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Excuse me, nurse? Oh, sorry, didn't mean to make you bolt. I'm late for an appointment, but it's really not my fault! I'm amazed I made it here at all... Confused? Well, I'll explain, the battery in my clock ran out which made me miss the train! Of course I realise the time, my bathtub over-flowed and when i went out to my car there was no car, just road! I then dialled for a taxi-cab to get me here on time (though I could've got here quicker, if I'd crawled through lakes of slime!) I guess I've missed the doctor? Nevermind, it's no bad trip... Infact, I think I've changed my mind about having 'the snip!' Suddenly, my hear

Trying real hard to wipe all the muck From the window I look through all day. Damp cloths just don't work, and soap or strong bleach Won't wash all this greyness away! I've battled, embittered, until I am drained And collapse on the floor, amid sighs. Only then did I realise my foolish mistake… The grey fug was a film on my eyes!

There once was a guy lived in 'combe who enjoyed getting high in his room. Everyday seemed the same, 'til his overdose came. Now his bedsit's turned into his tomb!

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